This article is sponsored by Depend.
I always made fun of my mom for crossing her legs when she sneezed or coughed.
It. Was. Hilarious.
Keyword: was.
Now, when I sneeze or cough, and I catch myself squeeeezing my knees together, I don’t laugh so hard – because if I laugh too hard, I’ll probably pee on myself.
When I was first approached to write about bladder leakage awareness, I thought there really was no way I could. I mean, who wants to be like, “Hello world! I pee on myself when I cough!”… yeah, that doesn’t go over so well. So, I asked you guys why bladder leakage was awesome! How else do you approach such a post?! Duh. (Huge shout out and THANKS to those that helped answer the question!)
Anyway, pay close attention to this part, because it’s important. Then, the funny stuff follows!
Depend will donate $1, up to $3 million, over the next three years to charities that advance the research, education and awareness of bladder leakage for:
– Every pant drop, photo and video shared Using #Underwareness and #DropYourPants
– Every personal video made about what Underwareness means to you that is uploaded to YouTube and tagged #Underwareness and #DropYourPants
In addition, you can get a free sample by visiting the page here.
There are a few misconceptions around Depend. We all think that Depend is just a big, bulky diaper. Truth be told, I wore them after I had my kids instead of the big bulky pads. Depend isn’t just for seniors, either. I’d rather have a little extra coverage than an “oops” any day.
Though Isis wanted in the photos, she was not impressed at the “drop your pants” request!
Even Rachel, of all people, dropped her pants for a good cause! However, Isis was unimpressed, and still declined to drop her pants for the post.
13 Reasons Bladder Leakage is Awesome
1. You don’t have to worry about hovering over the toilet in public.
2. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got Depend buns.
3. Cuz changing your undies every 30 mins is fun!
4. Envy seniors and those fashionable undergarments they wear? Problem solved!
5. Omg imagine how much more fun jumping on a trampoline would be!
6. No one will steal your chair at work if you pee on it. I actually saw this happen. No one in the office ever sat in her chair again. Ever.
7. You can draw your own designs on your Depend underwear. Is there a Pinterest board for sexy Depend designs?
8. Bladder leakage is awesome because there’s nothing like laughing with friends and having to cross your legs and bend over in a compromising position to keep the flow at bay.
9. Bladder leakage is awesome because it really helps you relate to your grandparents and newborn babies alike. Having bladder leakage brings people together.
10. Bladder leakage is awesome because really, what better way is there to show someone you think they’re funny?
11. Bladder leakage is a great way to stay cool during those hot summer runs.
12. Because when you go through that haunted house next month and the chainsaw comes out nobody knows how scared you REALLY were.
13. You can always follow your pee trail if you get lost.
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